John Kerry, Who's that?

Yes, I'm ignoring the whole flap about Kerry and his adventures in intern land. Ignore, ignore, ignore, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, I can't hear you! If you must have yet more commentary and speculation about this, visit instapundit. I couldn't care less about this. I wasn't planning on voting for a Democrat anyway. May the best dwarf win!