I know I said I was not going to talk politics for a while, but this was just too funny.
Buttafly blog has created a George W. Bush Consiracy Generator that would put MoveOn.org to shame. You can choose to generate a random one or you can design your own by choosing the event, co-conspirators, the victim, and the goal. I chose the Jews and Ann Coulter as co-conspirators, the event as Michael Jackson's trial, the victim as the French, and the goal as conquer and got this:
"George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that The Jews and Ann Coulter could conquer The French."
Heh. I'm adding Buttafly to my sidebar under Wacky Fruit. (Hat tip Lord Kirel from LGF)